[intro]

[Cowboy]


I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts


You know, there's a story behind that there saloon


Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over


Sheriffs couldn't stop em


Quickest damn gun slingers I've ever seen


Got murdered in cold blood


That ol' saloon there was their lil' home away from home


They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern


And on a quiet night


You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine

[Eminem]


I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet


I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat


I translate when my voice is read through a sismograph


And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head (AAHHH)


Trapped him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bed


Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead


Told him each one of his boys is dead


I asked him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and said

[Royce]


Who hard? yo I done heard worse


We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other


To see which one'll swerve first


Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity holds


That of a globe on top of nine other planets


Kissed the cheek of the devil


Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin on speakers in the ghetto


Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist


Intercepting missles wit my bare hands like a patriot


One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse


In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse


And stay over-worked, its like the Nazis in the nations


Collaborating, attemptin to take over the earth

[Eminem]


Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil


We hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people


He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal


Above the Law cuz I don't agree wit police either (shit, me neither)


We ain't eager to be legal


So please leave me wit the keys to your Jeep Eagle


I breathe ether in three amounts


When I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle


Releasin rage on anybody in squeezing range


Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain


(He's insane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off


Cuz I can't find a decent vain

[Royce]


The disaster wit dreds


I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough


To kill my soul after I'm dead


When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter


Cuz I serve any stranger wit money


I spray a hundred, man until they joint chains


While slippin bullets at point blank range like they was punches


Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral


Serve this lobbyist, strangle your body then confirm you


Whippin human ass, throwin blows crackin jaws 


Wit my fists wrapped in gause, dipped in glue and glass


I'm blazin MC's, at the same time amazin MC's


Somehow MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin to me


>From all of angles of us, flash a mack loud enough to cast a avalanche


And bust till volcanoes errupt

[interlude]


*phone rings*


Hello? (Billy) Aiyyo what's up (we're comin to get you)


STOP, THEY KNOW IT'S US!!

[Eminem]


I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah)


I'm the one who burned your house down (oh)


Well I'm out now (shit), and this time I'm comin back to blow your house up


And I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out of


Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms


And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms


And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave


I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe

[Royce] (Eminem)


Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil


And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people


He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal


Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel


(We'll be waitin) See you in hell


Wall Street, Royce Da Five-Nine, Slim Shady


See you in hell for the sequel (bye bye)


Bad Meets Evil, what? (till next time)

[Cowboy]


And so that's the story when Bad Meets Evil


Two of the most wanted individuals in the county


Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens


It's too bad they had to go out the way they did


Got shot in the back comin out of that ol' saloon


But their spirits still live on till this day


Shhh...[spits] wait, did y'all hear that?


[Footsteps and windblowing]